[sound of canned applause]
Thank you comrades. Today is the dawning of a new age, an age of freedom, an age of height and strength, an age of hands soaring to the sky.
[more canned applause]
Henceforth this blog will be known as the Free Union of Liberal Locks of Internet Teamwork or FULL of IT!
Oh no you don’t! I won’t give up this blog without a fight.
[sound of a scuffle]
The people will not give up the struggle.
[scuffle, scuffle, slap, slap]
The revolution will be digitized!
[further struggle sounds]