Molly and Peggy were gossiping over the backyard fence.
"I heard your Pat was out drinking last night and really tied one on," Peggy said.
Molly rolled her eyes, "Let me tell you. I told him that if he was going to stay out he had to call me, so he was at the Blue Shamrock and tried to find a phone."
"They have pay toilets there, don't they?"
"Yes and Pat walked into one thinking it was a pay phone."
"Oh yes, and that ain't the worst of it."
"It gets worse?"
"He tried to reverse the charges."