Hi-ho. this day be speak Like a scurvy pirate Day. I be hopin' to have a jolly day. We're goin' to church, then we're goin' to Denny's if we're lucky. Then we're goin' to me in-laws so I can mow th' lawn. If I be lucky I gunna catch th' Bears battle 'n maybe put grub in me gullet some pizza. When we get back I'll be off to th' grocery store 'n then get ready fer th' mornin' 'n be off to sliumber in davey jones' treasure chest. What gunna ye do?