Happy Manly Valentine's Day

I love the smell of
romance in the morning

You smell that?  You smell that?  That smell...

It's V-Day my friends.

What you do not smell is Valentine's Day; it's tasteless, odorless, and one of the deadliest holidays known to man.

I've spent the last few years
building up an immunity to V-Day

I noticed yesterday that St. Valentine's Day is supposed to be romantic, about the love between two people, but it's become the flowers and chocolate and maybe diamonds holiday.  I think it is being used as a get out of trouble (or as Mrs. Prop calls it, the dog house) day.

But I ask you, doesn't it take two to tango (which in my opinion is NOT a romantic or sexy dance)?

The way to a man's heart is
pizza

I think my wife is the greatest and I think she does want to make it romantic for me too.  She suggested getting a pizza, a Chicago Style Pizza (that's right, all caps).  This to me is a very romantic food (see illustration from Lou Malnati's).

She suggested we get some wine, and while we did drink a bottle of wine at dinners when we were dating, I'm thinking I'm going to surprise her with Long Island Ice Tea.  That was the the drink she use to build up the courage to ask me out (that's right, she asked me ('cuz I'm to thick headed - oh never mind)).

She said we could just spend a romantic evening snuggling with a movie.

Okay, alarm bells, we have to tread very carefully here.  There are many dangers.

First of all, NO Notebook, absolutely, just no.  Hey girl, NO Ryan frickin' Gosling.  Okay, James Garner is cool; I can dig they die in each others' arms and he moves heaven and earth to be with her; through war, angry parents, rebuilding a house, climbing a ferris wheel (invented in Chicago, I must add); yeah, all manly.  I like the movie, I do, but I don't need to see it every single weekend.

I've talked about what movies are okay for men to cry at, but what about romantic movies that are cool for guys, for men?

I've got some candidates.  I know you will be surprised by some and disagree with a few, but some may just be viable options when your lady wants to snuggle.  In no particular order (not really, I've saved my personal choice for tonight until last, but otherwise there is no order, mostly):

• The Sound of Music
• Okay, this is a musical, but remember it must be romantic for both.  In this movie an older man takes in a young nun and in the end he marries her (plus one on the manly scale for getting a young beauty with the bonus points for her being a frickin' nun).  
• My grandparents had a music box with "Edelweiss" on it.  I would play it when I had to stay overnight there when I was a kid
• Who wouldn't want to be a father with the power to just whistle and your kids (including your DAUGHTERS) come running and get in line.  
• Extra, extra bonus points for telling the Nazis where to shove it.
• Mrs. Prop hates the song, but how DO you solve a problem like Maria?
• Moonstruck

  

  "Where are you taking me?"
  "To the bed!"

• Nick Cage at his absolutely angsty best, he lost his friggin hand for Crissake
• Cher looks like Mrs. Prop in this movie
• La bella luna!  It's a full moon tonight (really, 14 Feb 2014 is a full moon) - "That moon.  That's Cosmo's moon." - "The moon brings the woman to the man."
• John Mahoney was born in England, earned his US citizenship in the US Army and is a Chicago guy
• Love those eggs fried in the bread

• Say Anything
• Mrs. Prop likes John Cusack (a Chicago guy)
• Kickboxing
• Insane romantic gesture, stick a boombox in the air with Peter Gabriel (Mrs. Prop says that song is about my eyes)
• 80's teen movie (I could put 16 Candles, Can't Buy Me Love (I very often do the African Anteater Dance at weddings) and Pretty in Pink and make it a marathon)
• John Mahoney again
• The Incredibles
• I wanted to throw an animated movie in here and this is my favorite Pixar movie
• Are we not, all, Mr. Incredible?
• His waist measurement ends up the same as mine
• It came out on my birthday while I was in Afghanistan
• Elastigirl, nudge nudge (I'm not saying the cartoon gives any visual indication of that, but I have a very vivid imagination)
• Giant robots!
• Samuel L. Jackson ("Where is my super suit?" love it!)
• Casablanca
• If ugly old Boggie can get the girl we all have a chance
• Sticking it to the Nazis again ("I hate Illinois Nazis" (I know, wrong movie, how about, "Nazis?  I hate these guys." (okay, okay, but Harrison Ford is a Chicago guy))
• I love Ingrid Bergman (especially those eyebrows and that accent)

Now, as promised, the best for last:

Ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta 

BOO!  Boo!

No wait, that's not right, it just can't be...

• Princess Bride

  

  Since the invention
  of the kiss...

• ("See I told you."  "Yes, you're very smart, shut up.")
• Where do I start?  Oh yeah, the theme song to Princess Bride was the first song at our wedding
• How will I say I love you?  "As you wish?"  No, by not saying all the words along with the movie
• This is a kissing movie, but it has fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love, miracles
• The kid is wearing a Bears jersey (Walter friggin Sweetness Payton!!!)
• I had the following ingraved in Mrs. Prop's wedding ring, "Even death cannot stop true love"
• Romance by pirates is good
• Coming back from the dead is even more impressive than climbing a Ferris wheel, Ryan Gosling

I hope you never fall victim to one of the classic blunders, the first is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well known is this: never get involved in a romance when a chick-flick is on the line, aha ha ha ha ha ha ha

OUFFF

Have a happy St. Valentine's Day
As you wish