Er, I mean Prop on A ROCK!
I found him.
Yep. I was climbing around in the Pakistani part of the Hindu Kush and guess who I bumped into? UBL, OBL himself. This is how it happened:
Me, "Osama! Dude. WHASUP!"
"Hey buddy, there's a lot of people out looking for your sorry butt. What's you got to say?"
UBL, nothing again.
"Hey?" Prop prods the criminal with a blunt stick. A sad, See-N-Say voice says, "Kill all Americans."
"Huh?" I prod him again. He falls over and that voice says, "See I got away."
Then I figured it out. They stuffed him and stuck a pull-string recording up his butt.
Here's a pic: